Fandom Force five

Jul 31

did-someone-say-ronald-weasley:

What if the first Harry Potter book ended with Dumbledore giving Harry, Ron and Hermione house points until they were tied with Slytherin and then turning around and being like “and finally ten points to Draco Malfoy for unknowingly putting Harry Potter on the Quidditch team…Slytherin still wins.”

Jul 31

happy 49th birthday joanne rowling! [31 july 1965]

Jul 31

prongsandevans:

Favourite TLAT Scenes (x) - Chapter 14, Two Steps Forward: You may be able to convince everyone else that you’re a seer or a mind reader or a psychic or whatever, but, James, I took two years of Divination with you: I was there when Professor Seastone said you were the least spiritually perceptive person he had ever encountered.”

Jul 31

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

Jul 02

professorfangirl:

Ben Whishaw reading “Annabel Lee” by Edgar Allan Poe. I’ve never heard the strange, tender, spooky heart of it quite so clearly.

(My audio edit from the Poetica podcast, “Tides.”)

Jul 02

lokis-army-at-221b:

"There isn’t enough male representation in Orange is the New Black"  

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Jul 02

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

Jul 02

the first three words you see are what you want in life

runyouassbutt:

amikuma:

vanta22exual:

senor-nookwhiff:

mitunas-hamlet:

flushedforcronus:

bukakkemonogatari:

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APPARENTLY I AM POPULAR GAY SOAP

FUN HANDJOB FANFICS

ANAL BOOTY SEAL???!!?!???one!??!?

POKEMON DICK AND BOOTY

booty hot soap????

gay fanfic dick.

Popularity, money, and booty.

What more could you want?!?

Jul 02

404pogohammer:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

thelovelylifeofareader:

thebookishdragon:

booktown:

randomhouse:

seasighing:

Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go

Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.

Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times. 

Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave. 

Supreme life tip: Become a library

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NONONONONO DO NOT BECOME A LIBRARY

Jul 02

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

Jul 02

worthitapplepie:

i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and:

The French Mistake

yeah this totally happened.

Jul 02

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

Jul 02

jncos:

*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

Jul 02

starkid-nerdfighter:

starkid-nerdfighter:

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

Jul 02

085. The tenth Doctor in black and white